Gobblers Knob

In keeping with the theme of words that sound dirty but aren't...I present Gobblers Knob, Indiana.

I got nothing...

Words that sound dirty but really are not...

Lubrication
Saucy
Pianist
Shuttlecock
Dado
Bangkok
Aural
Cunning Linguist
Jaculate
Blow Hole
Uranus
Ram Rod
Mount
Angina
Fallacious
Seamen
Cockles
Penal Colony
Masticate
Organism
Phuket

Summer

So I am passed out on the deck...


My wife is pissed...the kids are screaming, the grill is smoking, the yard is half mowed,

She looks at me sternly and says...

You're a bum...you're a bum...do you have goals....????

I said...yep

I want to lose enough weight to fit on commercial aircraft





When life gets you down...have dreams and drink Shlitz.

People Who Need Beat With Golf Clubs

Sunday night, Krogers, 10,000 parking spots...Mine must have been so good I had to share...

So...while the oil continues to gush...

He has decided that it is time to sue Arizona for protecting our border against threats from Mexican drug cartels...

Cajun Shrimp Dinner

Support Clean and Renewable Energy

Father's Day Fishing...

Is this good or bad?

Kinda like the BP deepwater horizon oil spill

So...a female version of Viagra...

And to think of all money I have spent trying to be an Alpha Male.

By the way...studies indicate it doesn't work and it makes the women depressed as a side effect.

Economic Indicators

Well Caterpillar posted an increase in sales...How many cans of Spaghetti-O's make up 15 million pounds of food? How do you dispose of 15 MILLION POUNDS of Spaghetti-O's? Do you dig a hole and bury it? Do it take bull dozers? Caterpillar bull dozers?

This is a problem owned by all of us...

LAIRE, Wanna join?

http://www.laire.com/index.php

LAIRE, or Live Action Interactive Roleplaying Explorers, is a LARP, or Live Action Role-Playing Game. We are also a Boy Scout Explorer troop, and uphold the Boy Scouts ideals in all that we do.

I am the Gen X offspring of Baby Boomers

Plane rides with me...

Cornholed by mosquitos

What kind of name for a game is "cornhole"? Why do people never fucking listen to me? I WAS BEING ATE ALIVE!

Anyways...

Let Summer Begin...

My kids scream because I scream

Airport Security

In my humble opinion...airport security provides the illusion of safety. Is racial profiling right? Probably not but come on....the 6'-5" 340 LB. corn fed white boy flying from Ohio to Dallas is not the guy homeland security is looking for...Just my two cents.

Family Trip to the Zoo

People Who Need Beat with Golf Clubs

Dallas, TX for AWEA

I spent the week in Dallas, TX for the Wind Power 2010 show. I have learned so much about the wind power industry. I am more excited about what I do after seeing the enthusiasm of the entire industry. It's amazing how life works sometimes. I worked in concrete as an estimator/project manager for 8 years and never went to the World of Concrete. I have worked as a civil estimator for wind projects for 11 months and have seen a great deal of the country, met good people, work with good people, and made it to the AWEA show in my for 11 months on the job. I hope to keep building what I learn everyday and I hope that working in renewable energy make the world better for my kids. I hope what I do means something good for life beyond me.

Another Bad Day Fishing

Has this happened to you?

Technology and Communication

With my new job I travel and communicate. I have a droid, a personal cell phone, a laptop, thumb drives, mp3 players, several email addresses, a facebook page, handheld GPS, dashboard GPS, laptop GPS...you get the point...I know where I am and I can tell you...or so we thought...just ask my wife...

People who need beat with golf clubs

We have been somewhere and had some ding dong slide in beside us in the parking lot and make you wonder...HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY GET OUT?

Bad Day Fishing

The Brother In Law

I love my brothers in law...but...as one put it we are the only family he knows that will nearly fist fight over football. Yeah, I guess he has a point.

Legend of the Flying Squirrel

I'm not gonna lie...I partied in college. I've woke up alone without friends. I've been told many times about the good times I had. I couldn't always confirm or deny...there is a legend though...the legend of the flying squirrel...or so I have been told...

The humble start of cable tv

From one man's effort to boost his local tv channel signals in the Pennsylvania hillside to the money sucking anti-investment of almost all Americans today. Hell, even Damien in the Omen was born a small infant.

LINK to The real reason Cable TV was started? To demonstrate and sell TVs

Shit my kids ruined

Courtesy of the Huffington Post (LINK)

The Blog itself (LINK)

Hangovers and the lesson they teach us

Beer and Burgers

If it was up to me...I would live on beer and burgers. Please note the Royal Red Robin has a fried egg on it as does the Gary's Belly Buster. Don't worry, I am sure that Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in PA will make onto the list once I finish their 10 LB burger. Also, sorry, but you can only get Rickard's Red and White in Canada.

Reason #71 why I sweat

I hate crowds. I can see over them but I trip on people. I like to get from point A to B with out interference and crowds prevent that.

Fast Food Sucks

If you know me...you know I don't say no to fast food. But deep down I hate it. Fast Food Sucks. How many times do they even get your order right? How often do you try to order with special instructions at the socialist joints and it isn't right when you get it? How often do they ask more questions than the number of items you order?

Well...

The Penguins lost. For the first time in 3 years the Penguins won't be in the Eastern Conference finals.

However, since I am in Canada, I leave you with some quality Canadian Women...

Elisha Cuthbert

Evangeline Lilly

Cobie Smulders

The Power of Self Help

How to Win Friends and Influence People, 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Good to Great, the list goes on...if you work in the corporate world the chances of you having read a self help book are high...I offer some food for thought...

Miss USA gets with the times and upsets the socially conservative

The link to all of the sexy hot Miss USA 2010 contestants can be found here (LINK)

This reminds me of a joke...

Man, I might actually watch this year...They all look pretty hot!