Return Home After Business Travel

The kids have a way of making me feel loved. I guess that ain't so bad or, Is it?

A Weekend with my Brothers in Law

This isn't funny... having some creativity block.

Where have ya gone Joe DiMaggio?

I have been accused of being an idealist. Ok, that's fine. How about practical? On occasion, but it ain't my specialty.

Different generation same problems? I don't know. I only know ideals that were once good ideas ain't so practical anymore.

Rogaine for my Face

Look, I can't grow facial hair. I am Self-conscious of this. I contemplate using Rogaine on my face. I have researched this online and results vary from....WOW, I GOT A BEARD NOW! to WTF I HAVE HAIR ON MY PALMS NOW.

I mean seriously. I am 6'-5" - 340 LBS and have the facial hair of an 8th grader.

Been A While 11-22-77-33-44-333

Wasn't feeling to into the drawings for a while. Now I am just bitter about Obama care or am I bitter I am 33 and don't have $1,000,000.00. Who Knows...

But consider the following:
-I was born 11/22/77
-I am 33
-11+22=33
-My Birthday this year will be 11/22/11 -33+11=44 When I am 44 it will 2022
-44+11=55 When I am 55 it will be 2033
-I should bleed lucky but, nope, I'm just me.
-I need to lose a few pounds and get down to 333 Lbs.

You see where this is going. I am FUCKING Hurley.
Damn IT.