Summer

So I am passed out on the deck...


My wife is pissed...the kids are screaming, the grill is smoking, the yard is half mowed,

She looks at me sternly and says...

You're a bum...you're a bum...do you have goals....????

I said...yep

I want to lose enough weight to fit on commercial aircraft





When life gets you down...have dreams and drink Shlitz.